en-us http://www.newsique.com/tags/odd/open/ Get Informed. Choose Your News. http://www.newsique.com/odd/man_tries_to_deposit_fake_1m_bil/ A bank teller in Clearwater had a million reasons not to open an account for an Augusta, Ga., man Monday, authorities said. Alexander D. Smith, 31, was charged with disorderly conduct and two counts of forgery after he walked into the bank and tried to op news odd 2007-11-29 08:27:26 http://www.newsique.com/odd/man_tries_to_deposit_fake_1m_bil/ Yahoo News http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071128/ap_on_fe_st/odd_million_dollar_bill http://www.newsique.com/sources/yahoo_news/ 93 Funny [10] 90 neoform http://www.newsique.com/profiles/neoform/ 0 http://www.newsique.com/odd/man_tries_to_deposit_fake_1m_bil/#comments http://www.newsique.com/odd/burglar_pays_dearly_for_credit_c/ A hapless German thief snapped his credit card in two while prying open a lock, inadvertently leaving behind his name and account details for police. "He tried to copy what he'd seen them do on television, but the flat-owner woke up and the criminal ra news odd 2007-03-23 16:24:39 http://www.newsique.com/odd/burglar_pays_dearly_for_credit_c/ Yahoo News http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070322/od_nm/german_thief_dc http://www.newsique.com/sources/yahoo_news/ 93 Funny [7] 90 neoform http://www.newsique.com/profiles/neoform/ 0 http://www.newsique.com/odd/burglar_pays_dearly_for_credit_c/#comments http://www.newsique.com/odd/dont_make_me_axe_you_again/ A Danish woman whose teenage son locked himself into her car and refused to get out borrowed a policeman's axe and smashed open a window to make the boy change his mind, police said Monday. A spokesman for the police in Flensburg near the Danish border news odd 2007-04-03 18:19:48 http://www.newsique.com/odd/dont_make_me_axe_you_again/ Yahoo News http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070402/od_nm/germany_teen_axe_dc http://www.newsique.com/sources/yahoo_news/ 93 Under Rated [1] neoform http://www.newsique.com/profiles/neoform/ 0 http://www.newsique.com/odd/dont_make_me_axe_you_again/#comments