She Spurned Him, He Maimed Her, and They Lived Happily Ever After, Sort OfThe limo is on the way and 80-year-old Burton Pugach is crawling on the living room floor, searching for his cellphone.
"Burt! You have to dress! Now do it!" his wife, Linda, 70, shouts from the hall.
"Whaddya mean?!" Pugach roars back.
She groans.
He finds the phone beneath a chair, then disappears into the bedroom. She complains about what a slob he is. He has turned the kitchen into his personal filing cabinet, stuffing his legal files into the cupboards above and below the sink.
"El Creepo," she calls him with the slightest trace of affection.
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